Hi guys (no simsalabim I haven't finished the Port mission yet)







I captured 1604 screenshots (after conversion 706Mb) in this gaming session (about 3 hours).
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Took the Lady in Red for a spin in my Prototype Hotrod (ex-Micro-car). VIP ON! Lassiter gang in China town. Mmmm,,, particles. "Trust me I've done this before" (Oops!) In case of emergency please use the snorkel and flippers. The reason why you should always wear a seat belt! Doghead (just warming up folks)
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Hired Super Priest, drove to Oakwood. Bumped into the Small Time Criminals Lassiter gang. Doghead (getting warmer)
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Neither the Priest nor the Lady in Red got out of the car when I did. 2 Lassiter gang members got out of the Lassiter and attacked them. I grabbed the Doghead from across the street (very convenient) and did some Voodoo black magic on these 2 guys. Wasn't watching the Priest or the whore. After I killed the 2 gang members I got taken out "Scarface style" from behind by the other 2 gang members who chose then to get out. Moral of the story... NEVER turn your back on a Lassiter gang! The Priest was dead and as things went dark, the Lady in Red got carjacked. Some more Doghead Superweapon demonstration.
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Fire is fun. And really BIG fire, flashes and explosions are even BIGGER fun. I never get enough of Alive mod VIP pyrotechnics.
This moment looked like Divine Intervention, or should I say Divine Premonition of Detention? That blessed halo of white light was a sign from God. You'll be wearing handcuffs soon Tommy.
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Arrested! Again!! I call screenshot 3 (in the line of fire). Fire is fun! Oh I did that already... The Priest can walk through metal! Shooting carjacked gang members at close range is fun!
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Gives a whole new meaning to "riding shotgun". Mmm... particles. VIP X-ray vision on the Gangster Body Guards brain. Ditto for the Lady in Red. See women's heads are empty! (I told you so)
Killed by a cop dog. I had 59 Health when Scooby attacked. That's some serious teeth! And tearing out my throat wasn't enough, he had to trample me a few times also. Howling at the sun.
Screenshot 27, "the glow". Some random AM commotion.
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Get your Priest blood here. Oh this is a classic! I got out of the Buick, but the Priest, Lady in Red and Gangster Body Guard stayed in the car. Ran around behind the Lassiter and they shot the Buick to smithereens. It blew up! Two gang members got out but didn't attack me (I was busy planting a Doghead). Figured I was safe, but then suddenly after the first guys burned they attacked. Moral of the story... Only an idiot stands this close to these guys! Examples of VIP particles. Detective Lassiter gang, levitating cop, check out my health and that gang member taking aim. Bad scene man!
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I survived! 'Tis but a scratch, 2's plenty of health!! More Detective Lassiter gang. That tram is moving. Guess even Super Priests aren't immune to traffic. BM4WD gun turret VIP style. Screenshots 32 to 34, my quickest game ever! Over in less than 60 seconds! Salieri got (I mean shot) two birds with one stone (I mean solid round). Shiny Holy man.
Hey Mike! Why has the Salieri model changed to this guy?
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Before you trigger the Salieri cut scene, position the Priest outside the door. He'll take on Salieri and all the other enemies. This diner's momma never taught him table etiquette.
Important! Has anybody been able to hail this taxi? Morello's driving it. I can't get him to drive!! What am I doing wrong Mike? (I know there's a duplicate screeny of the tram driver, it's a mistake). Flying car action. Jackpot! 3 crescent moons, by the light... of the silvery moon...
Morello mission...


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I'll explain the "dplgnr" (doppelganger) reference in a sec.
Some new stuff from the Morello (City Night) mission. I got killed. No that's not it. First off some customary gratuitous violence. Great isn't it? OK, now see where the BM4WD starts bouncing around uncontrollably, getting worse and worse, higher and higher, faster and faster, spinning out of control. This happens in Countryside too. Two things can trigger it. Number 1, the Jumping Car function, number 2, enemy bullets. In this case it was the enemy blasting away with their Tommy guns.
I got some screens from up in the sky, You can get out of the bouncing BM4WD if you right-click as it is on the ground (before it bounces back up into the sky) every so often Tommy will be able to get out. The bounces do damage to Tom's health, usually the enemy continue shooting and their bullets hit you, eventually the BM reaches the moon and you die. In this case Tommy died, but I was able to right-click up in the sky, get out and take a little nap in the air (screenshot 24).
Then this happened... I've shown Morello drive his Silver Fletcher in through one of those garage doors and get behind the clipping before. I too have gotten back there unintentionally during game play several times, but this time the Priest did it! He squeezed his way in when he got stuck between me and the BM. At first I didn't even know this, I just presumed the enemy had killed him, but then enemy cars pushed the BM into the garage door and when I got out I was behind the clipping, other side of the fence (like Mike showed us how to get into the Face Cave using the two cars technique).
The Priest was running around back there, aiming in all directions, including the opposite way - back toward Little Italy. Very unique sense of direction... maybe somebody "upstairs" tipped him off about something going on at Salieri's restaurant? Either way there was no way back out again (if you manage to get a car back there you can use it to climb back out) but otherwise the ground is not solid everywhere.
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Customary gratuitous violence... then follow the bouncing BM4WD again... but this time the cut scene of Tommy crawling out from under an upturned vehicle played. Then the BM4WD began bouncing again, onto Tommy's head! Although I would have expected a little more damage when a 2 ton truck falls on your skull, hehe. OK now this was weird (and the reason for the dplgnr title). When I charged up (Super powers) and ran away from the BM, it stopped bouncing, but Tommy was now like the Doppelganger. I ran him off into the distance then ran around in circles and things then began running back. Regrettably I missed some cool screenshots but it was possible to take a screenshot of Tommy facing the camera view (when running back). I doubt I can redo these circumstances but hey anything's possible so maybe...
Some more violence...
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Just to show you where these garages are, plus some Morello mission mayhem. Morello kept shooting at me (but that Buick was in his line of fire) in the end he shot the engine so many times it blew up.
S to the T, to the X to the Q to the W to the P to the Z to the R to the V! What's that spell? STXQWPZRV
PS. Thanks for the karma guys. Believe me I need it in the real world...
